In Shane's World...

He is the alpha-dog.
There are cookies on demand.
No cat is left unchased.
No opossum is left unvanquished.
He... rules.

And why not. He's the sweetest dog you'd ever want to meet. Everyone who comes to visit is his new best friend. That is, as long as they don't try to hurt his family.

Too bad he doesn't get along with his cousins [sigh]. It would be cute to see them together, but alas, he'd think they were puppy chew toys, and we just can't have that now can we.